candyje11yfish:

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day five - cuddles☁️

for @luminoushane ’s lumity week 2023

my sweet potato!!

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Not a dream

Going to a wedding today, any makeup look suggestions?

Thank you everyone, all horrible suggestions xx ❤❤

I haven’t put mascara, foundation/contouring and anything on my lips yet, but this is what I am going with

Thank you all! This is the finished look. I took no one’s advice.

amazoogle:

manywinged:

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

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sew-birb:

chaoticneurodivergent:

ralfmaximus:

radicalgraff:

“Abolish Golf”

Sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois.

A typical golf course uses 200 million gallons of water a year. There are over 16,300 golf courses in the United States.

That’s nuts.

Ngl I hate golf and I’m all for this. They put a golf course in our public park at the expense of hundreds of centuries-old live oak trees. Half of the walk around the park you’re just looking at an empty golf course. Like 2 people want to play golf. So annoying.

Golf was a game developed in Scotland, where it rains up to 250 days of the year, and where the courses use very hard-wearing grass. The sand in the bunkers is because it used to be played on the coast - these traditional courses are called “Links” courses. The top Links course in Scotland, Royal Dornoch, uses no mains water at all. They have their own rainwater collection system.

It wasn’t originally intended to be played in the middle of a desert on lush green turf that takes thousands of gallons of water a day to maintain. Unless you can keep the course alive using only rainwater collection, it shouldn’t exist.

softwaring:

appo-arsin:

bettinalevyisdetermined:

roach-works:

twinkletwinkletruly:

punkitt-is-here:

columbo teaming up with any detective is fun but the issue is that the one constant of columbo is that he basically knows the killer before he even arrives, so the mystery is less whodunnit and more about how columbo is going to catch this dude in his lie. therefore I propose the best columbo x detective crossover is not in fact columbo and benoit blanc or sherlock but in fact Columbo and the Scooby Doo Gang. In this essay i w-

He’d LOVE THEM!!! They’ve no clue who did it, they’re off somewhere setting up a literal trap and eating chilli while he’s making sure the killer is always just close enough to get annoyed with them and him, and at this point he’s trying to see if he can make them just outright confess before one of Fred’s contraptions go off, or if he’ll need to arrange a setup where the confession is after the killer’s literally been trapped in a barrel of molasses up to his hips. Either way, he’s having a blast looking after his nephew or niece and their friends! No, he can’t remember which one he’s actually related to, wether it’s from his side or his wife’s side or if he’s even related to one of them or not, but they all call him Uncle Columbo either way, so who cares?

obviously he’s related to scooby, on his dog’s side

Y’all gotta check out this vid from a year ago of a guy who did a Scooby Doo x Columbo crossover. I need this to continue https://youtu.be/qBjxxdCdhjo

draculagerard:

i love asexuality i love asexuals with a complex relationship to sex i love asexuals with a very simple relationship to sex i love asexuals who’s definition of asexuality and aromanticism blend together and arent seperate i love asexuals who’s asexuality is just a very minor part of their identity i love asexuals who’s asexuality is a very big factor of their identity I LOVE ASEXUALITY !!!!

theshitpostcalligrapher:

its-your-mind:

narnia-and-the-north:

charlesoberonn:

@josiah-glacier that’s too good to keep in the comments

ADD IT TO THE BADASS QUOTE LIST

*scrimbling in on no sleep clad in pajama pants and a poet’s shirt tucked into a hot topic waist cincher

IM HERE IM HERE HANG ON

I GOT IT

raedas:

raedas:

raedas:

you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary

the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary

hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok

quark-nova:

escuerzoresucitado:

cuddling

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